Bryan & Yvonne Carpenter

By: Todd Carpenter

Bryan & Yvonne Carpenter

Carpenter I’d like to tell you about my good for nothing aunt Yvonne, and her low life husband Bryan. They haven’t a clue about the importance of family. I mean, I only have 15 years of experience in the mortgage industry, but do you think they would solicit my services? Even once? NOT! I know many of you have relative who act with such discourtesy, but you don’t fully understand the scope my aunt and uncle’s crass. You see, Bryan & Yvonne Carpenter have purchased hundreds of homes over the past few years. Hundreds. Don’t believe me? Just Google “Bryan & Yvonne Carpenter” . Seriously, you have to click the link to really understand where I’m going here.

Look, here’s one, and another, and another… It’s as if these agents are using the same exact referral. But there’s no way that could happen… These folks took ethics training. Yvonne and Bryan are real! I swear! (The words “another’ were linked to web sites that no longer exist. I wonder why?)

Never once have they given me the opportunity to earn their business. What’s even worse is that it’s not even like they always work with the same professionals. In fact, they work with somebody new in nearly every transaction. That’s the part I really don’t understand because they always offer to give each agent a nice referral to place on their web pages. They don’t even give me the time of day though. Jerks.

Hat tip to Shannon Stanbro for cluing me in on my weenie relatives.

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7 Responses to Bryan & Yvonne Carpenter

  1. Larry Cragun says:

    I have heard about these people. They pay 10 per cent interest as a favor to their neighbor loan officer.

  2. LOL! That’s awesome Larry. Come to think of it, my aunt and uncle do happen to be in the straw business.

  3. Bob Carney says:

    LMAO…now that right there was funny!!!

  4. Bryant Keefe says:

    I see the McGinnis family changed their name to Diaz when they bought in Tucson, Arizona.

    http://www.amadocalderon.com/bin/web/real_estate/AR207947/TESTIMONALS/Oro+Valley/1192871683.html

    http://www.asbrealty.com/bin/web/real_estate/AR157685/TESTIMONALS/City+Of+Industry/1180468544.html

    Just confirms that real estate website are worthless except to judge the poor quality of your agent.

    Great discovery! LOL and then LSM!

  5. yup real estate web sites are worthless, no argument from me on that.

  6. LOL great twist on an old topic. For some reason agents just want to cut and past content. I’ve been fighting them for years. Tiresome and annoying they are.

  7. Sparky says:

    this is absolutely amazing! I need to go take a shower now…..

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