No I am not talking about the newspaper, newspapers really are five years ago. I am talking about life in the web 2.0 world, on the planet earth, I think.
You see Facebook is so six months ago but it is still cool so I use it. Digg is very three months ago and I don’t use it so much any more. Zolve is kind of last week but I really have not gotten up and running on it. There was a new one this week that I signed up for and have friends on but I don’t remember the name of it and already lost my password.
Linkedin is kind of on again and off again but for right now I use it because it is cool enough. I can’t remember if Naymz was this month or last, and I can’t remember my password either.
I know some of my top friends on Facebook. I googled their names and now I know who they are. I do really love my friends so I am not complaining. I am not sure what to do with all of the sheep that have been thrown at me but at least when I get super poked I feel loved even if I don’t know the perp, who is probably just a top friend.
I really should be on utterz all day long but the problem is that I just don’t have anything to say. I know that it isn’t about having something to say and I should talk anyway but I really don’t want to. I spend all day on the phone as it is, but just the same what will people think? They may mistake me for a web 1.0 agent or just think that I am not very cool. (Have you noticed that the people who do the most talking also do the least listening?)
Twitter is very a few months ago, but it is cool again so I use it every chance I get. Twitbin was very popular last week, but this week I really should be using spaz.AIR if I want to keep up with the cool kids who may think less of me than they already do it I don’t load it on my computer soon. Spaz is sitting on my desktop because I am kind of waiting to see what I should be doing next week. No one will notice that I kind of missed a step and I’ll still be cool. People follow me on Twitter unaware of where I am going and where they will end up if they follow me. (Insert maniacal laugh here)
Today I have been invited to join Cre8buzz, which I guess is beta but it will give me buzz. According to the note I got about it, I need buzz. Used to be I couldn’t work if I had a buzz. By the end of the week, everyone I know in the re-bloggoshere will send an invite. I feel the love and bask in it’s warmth. crebuzz is so next week. 
Thats all for now. Thanks for listening I feel so much better. I am going to take the pills the nice doctor gave me and I know I will be feeling better soon. . . . oh I had to log off to do it but I sold some real estate this week. I am such a dweeb. 
I realized I did not have to miss any of the action. I have facebook, twitter, IM, email, SMS, and of course email on my BlackBerry. (I really wish it came in Pink, which is the new orange, or is it red?) Hate to admit it, but I am not cool enough yet for an iphone. I should consider buying a jitterbug, but they are sooooo 2018, no one gets how cool they are yet.