The world’s first crap to content converter, the Crap-omatic, on sale for a limited time at our low introductory price.
With the Crap-omatic, crap to content converter crap goes in and award winning content comes out. We use a special software algorithm called the C to C converter. Our product is Active Rain compliant just in case they change the rules about crap. Now you too can get those gold stars and points with no effort just like the pros. Wouldn’t you love to write that post about your Active Rain success story and get a gold star? Now you can.
If you order today we will throw in a free weenie badge for your AR blog and a set of Ginsu knives but that isn’t all, we will throw in an additional crap-omatic crap to content converter at no additional charge. Can you imagine how the crap-omatic could improve your blogging experience? You can use one for your innie and the other for your outie.
I understand how the content is created, but where do I get the crap to feed into the crapomatic?
I have no idea. You might be able to find some on the internet
Will this work on other blog platforms like the realtor.com blogs and trulia blogs?
Do we get a badge to go with it? I would love a CrapOmatic badge on my profile. This way everyone knows that I didn’t steal the content from anywhere. You know like a quality assurance seal.
For some reason it won’t take my credit card.
Great question Dustin it will work on both Trulia and Realtor.com platforms. We are working on a WP plug-in and a tweet converter and sharper knives
Great idea Bob, it would be easy for someone to steal content, not that they ever would . .
If you consider throwing in a spatula, I might make a purchase. Also, do you have a product that will produce comments?
Linda – For you I will throw in a spatula . . stop by tomorrow, you are going to like the next product I am rolling out.
Can I talk you into sticking with your own excellent images? Frankly T, this one stinks.
I like Linda’s idea of the automated commenter. That would be the ultimate tool.
Maureen – stop by tomorrow. I think I have just the thing.
I’ve been wondering how you manage to post so many blogs. Now I know! Thank you for sharing with us!
Kristal’s comment takes the cake.
“I’ve been wondering how you manage to post so many blogs. Now I know! Thank you for sharing with us!”
I was just thinking, how does TB find the time? Now I see.
If I didn’t love KK I would have responded by suggesting that she could do much better if she used the converter. I would never do that to KK. No matter how mean she is to me all the time and how sometimes she makes me cry . .