Here it is at last a special collection of the best tweets by housechick. I have been collecting her tweets for over a year which is probably a form or electronic stalking but it isn’t against the law yet and if she doesn’t notice then it doesn’t count. There is wisdom in these tweets. Kelley is a poet and a philosopher and she says sh*t.
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Kelley Koehler – @housechick
i call conference call foul: excessive use of the term “googlebot.” 5 minute mute penalty.
Kelley Koehler – @housechick
i will never, ever, be ‘totally stoked.’
Kelley Koehler – @housechick
‘rainbow vomit’ isn’t the easiest phrase to work into a business email. yet somehow, i manage.
Kelley Koehler – @housechick
if i were in a beauty pageant, my talent would be taking down high traffic sites at peak hours with the flip of a widget.
Kelley Koehler – @housechick
Project management is a myth. Like unicorns. And flattering jeans.
Kelley Koehler – @housechick
i am (i am) i am superman. and i can do anything.
Kelley Koehler – @housechick
new photo apps don’t make you a good photographer. simple blog platforms don’t make you a good writer. calm down, people.
Kelley Koehler – @housechick
I was just asked to submit a photo that summarizes my personality. Can I send in a shot of a slice of white bread on the counter?
Kelley Koehler – @housechick
it’s a frequent cookie clearing day. i hate frequent cookie clearing days.
Kelley Koehler – @housechick
everytime i have to record my name for a conference call, i kinda just want to yell “HEEEEEEEEEERE’S KELLEY!” for announcement to the call.
Kelley Koehler – @housechick
Burn everything and start over. Easier said than done.
Kelley Koehler – @housechick
just shattered my coffee carafe. PANIC, YA’LL. PANIC!
Kelley Koehler – @housechick
ah yes. using instagram filters *does* make your widespread broadcast photos of food look so much more appealing! do that more.
Kelley Koehler – @housechick
I think I pulled a kidney doing deadlifts. My squishy middle parts hurt.
Kelley Koehler – @housechick
Never trust the quiet ones. Trust me on that.
I am not sure listening is a strategy but I am sure that words can be art and we can only see the art if we listen.
that’s quite the collection you’ve got there. stalker.
A hobby actually
This is brilliant!!! Literally laughing out loud. Thanks for curating a gold mine Teresa!
Nice hobby. 🙂