Dear scum sucking debt collector,
I know my client stopped paying his mortgage some time ago. I am working very hard to sell the home he owes the money on.
No I will not make a payment to you on my sellers behalf so that you can keep the account open. Yes I am sure other agents do that all the time and thanks for pointing that out to my client.
You won’t be getting a dime from me. I have spent plenty of money on my client and worked very hard and to date he has not paid me a dime, and I will not be paid anything unless you approve the short sale and if it closes. You asking me for money is extorsion. . . and by the way thanks for taking so much of my time.
You may be able to intimidate some real estate agents into giving you money but I am not one of them so just stop asking me. You have a problem and I have chosen not to make it my problem. You have several other problems that I am also able to ignore. It must really suck to be you.
Good Luck,
T was here