I wrote this last September. It is a template for a real estate agent email signature. I was reminded of it when I read comments on a blog left by real estate agents. At the end of each comment was a little infomercial.
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Dan Theman Real estate agent – I am number #1
Certified specialist, consultant and expert – guru serving Metro since 1912
ALL that AND a bag of chips Realty* – of Major Metro USA
Member of the Presidents Club 1926-1941
GRI, CRS, e-PRO, CBR, ABR (continued on next email)
Office Phone 555-555-555
Main Number 555-555-555
Cell Phone 555-555-555
Fax 555-555-555
Home Phone 555-555-555
Toll Free 800-555-555
My blog: howIsellhomeslikecrazy.com
My personal blog: TheSecretLivesOfHouses.com
AllThatandabagofchipsrealty.com
Make an appointment click here
To see my high school transcrips click here
By the way I am always looking for business if you know someone who has a home to sell and isn’t upside down on it or terribly demanding please send them my way.
Sent from my iPad3 because I want every one to know that I have one.
Proud Father of a college graduate and a veteran of the Korean war.
Please respond by text message it is the fastest way to reach me.
*Each company is independently owned and operated and even though we are a major brand it is only because we have the same logo and company name. We don’t have anything else in common. We are not responsible for anything . . not ever. ——————————————————————————————————————— Feel free to use my post as a template for your own email signature but if you do change the names, phone numbers and web addresses. Click here to unsubsribePlease think of the environment before printing this email
Daaaaammmmnnnnn!
Was there actual inspiration for this?
I mean besides the typical and one you actually received this long?
I found a “Dan TheMan” Real Estate in Maine
hmmmmm?
Wrong picture, but……
I was inspired by a number of things but mainly by long pretentious email signatures. some even have blinky things in them. Annoying at the end of every email. . . actually annoying at the end of any email.
crap now I have to add a disclaimer that this is a work of fiction and any resemblance to people living or dead is purely coincidental and I am not responsible for coincidences real or imagined.
Well you could edit my comment and take his name out
😉
Nah disclaimers work for most anything even accidental dismemberment