I am so pleased to have another guest post on this blog of mass destruction cleverly disguised as a hot dog stand. Her career, or path of destruction, has taken her from houses in the desert to candy in SoCal. I am of course referring to the former @housechick and current Zeekling Kelley Koehler.
A force of helpful destruction – Kelley Koehler
I’ve probably forgotten more about real estate than I ever knew, and honestly, I don’t really even like weenies. I mean, unless they’re wrapped in bacon, grilled, and then placed in a soft roll with salsa, mustard, mayo, and a roasted jalapeno on top.
I can’t even say I know much about weapons, though I did once demolish a kitchen with little more than a crowbar and an enormous sense of self-righteousness.
Clearly, my forte is destruction. I feel this is the segment of TREW that I most embody.
I’m more of a one-on-one force of destruction though, not really a mass destruction type of girl.
Or sometimes I practice destruction on small groups. In the office, for example. There’s all kinds of candy and crap in the kitchen that just sits there tempting everyone. Everyone claims that they don’t want it in there, but they keep eating it and bringing it in anyway. So every evening, I grab a handful of candy and toss it in the trash.
It’s for the best, I promise. I’m a force of helpful destruction, see?
What have you destroyed lately?