It is sad but the average age of Realtors is creeping up. It is a true fact that old people can not handle modern technology except for pacemakers and insulin pumps and some can still drive a car.
There must be some way to get rid of old Realtors. Maybe they can be recycled. It might be better just to push us off a cliff. Old Realtors are taking up space and breathing valuable oxygen that should be used by the snake people. Why do people have to live so long?
I believe that we can and should lead by example which is why I volunteer to quit selling real estate and retire early if people will send me enough money so that I can pay my bills and travel for at least two months out of each year for the next 30 years or so.
I promise I’ll stop using young people technology and I’ll try to forget all the things I have learned in a lifetime of working. I’ll keep the wisdom to myself because like me it is obsolete and useless.
Please send the checks to my business address.