Satire

48 Hour Old Blog Wins Cheezwhiz_2First Award

I want to thank Greg Swann of the Bloodhound blog for giving us our first award and for giving me the encouragement and support to turn this joke into a blog.  Usually when awards are given the award giver mentions the blog authors name and provides a link to the blog.  I guess my new blog is really bad! Not that there aren’t enough jokes, in the re blog world already.

  Many people do not understand satire. I admit that I love to write it and even found a carnival of satire  that I can submit my favorite posts to.  I have been told that my sense of humor is dry, and I have been called outrageous on several occasions.   When it comes down to it I love to laugh, and really enjoy making others laugh.  This blog was meant to be a joke.  I shared the Joke with Pat Kitano of Transparentre.  Pat thought it was pretty funny and posted it on his blog.  Pat has a sense of humor.

A few of the people that saw the post and came to the blog just didn’t get it.  This evening I exchanged email with bloggers who have decided that the weenie is just wrong, it is wrong on so many levels that I just can’t stop thinking about doing it.   It was never my intention to attack any person or blog.  I had no intention of pursuing the Weenie idea, and got as far as I did with it because it made me laugh.  To be honest I can’t even write on it without laughing.

My ideas about this blog, which  started as a joke, are changing, I think it is needed. It seems that the bullies on the block are outraged at the though of someone challenging real estate related blogs. At one point I even redirected the domain name and hid the blog but changed my mind. There is an idea that is very important to me, maybe even more important than humor and that is freedom of speech.  It doesn’t much matter what a person talks about or writes about, someone will not like it.  Blog writers who try to please everyone usually don’t write anything that is very interesting.   

There are people on the internet who search for something that they can get upset about so they can scream out a couple of 1000 word posts about it, they thrive on controversy.  I don’t thrive on controversy but enjoy a good argument when I can find a worthy opponent who knows how to debate and handle honest discussion with out getting personal.

There isn’t enough anger or animosity inside me to attack anyone.  However I am able to make fun of just about anything and anyone including myself and the real estate industry.

This evening Greg Swan of the Bloodhound Blog asked to be put on my weenie roll.  I honestly don’t think he is weenie material but am thrilled that he stepped up to the plate and made the offer.  I am still trying to decChips_2ide if I should take him up on it, or just leave it alone.  He wasn’t the only one to make such a request.

If you find the idea of the real estate weenie in anyway offensive, please don’t read it. Anyone concerned that I will "attack" a person or blog, it isn’t going to happen.

I am still trying to decide if the Bloodhound blog is worthy of the Weenie roll, but would like to give them these potato chips because I think they go better with weenies than cheeze wiz does.  I am not sure I have ever eaten cheese wiz so I could be wrong.

Greg, I want to say that you have hurt my feelings.  I get it when people don’t laugh at my jokes, lets face it I am really not that funny, but no one has ever said that they were in poor taste.  I suppose I will bounce back but it does kind of hurt.

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14 Responses to Satire

  1. We LOVE satire! Can we be honorary members? Can we? Please!
    Jay & Medford

  2. “You’re so vain, I’ll bet you think this blog is about you”?

    In addtion, Carole King was pretty.

  3. TitleRep says:

    I love it! I’m a big fan of calling people out on their stupidities that affect the rest of our lives and careers. Keep it up!

  4. Wow…everybody’s all mad and stuff. It’s like e-Jerry Springer or something. Any minute now Steve will bust in and break up the fight.

    Steve, Steve, Steve….

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  6. Dang. One of these days I need to talk Cronin into doing a trackback seminar. Those things work about 1/4 the time. I’m sure it’s a form of pilot error. Oh well…

    http://www.sacramento-home.com/real-estate-events/2007/breakfast-of-champions_424.html

  7. So it looks like if I send out some invites to guest authors you will all except and be weenie writers?

  8. I’ll write for the weenie…but only if I can get a secret weenie decoder ring.

  9. Here’s what you say to the Bloodhound, “Frankly my dear I don’t give a damn.”

  10. Jay Thompson says:

    You’re all a bunch of weenies!

    And TB, you’ve never eaten Cheez Whiz?!? That stuff is GREAT! (And good for you too). Squirt it on a Ritz cracker, or better yet, just squirt it straight into your mouth. It’s delightful, as you would expect spray “cheez” in a can to be!

  11. Jay Thompson says:

    John wrote: “Dang. One of these days I need to talk Cronin into doing a trackback seminar”

    I don’t think it would help. See this blog from back in October… note some of the power players in the comments — including Jim — they don’t get it either.

  12. Jay Thompson says:

    It would probably have helped to include the link. Maybe I can getr Cronin to do a seminar on engaging my brain….

    http://www.phoenixrealestateguy.com/ok-so-im-an-idiot-i-dont-get-typepad-trackbacks/179

  13. Jay – it looks disgusting that is why I won’t Eat it.
    KK – i do give a damn, Last I night was told that Greg Swann is in charge of bringing out the best behavior in people and punishing the worst. i am so afraid that I am going to go to hell for this.
    John – you poor thing. Go heckle Cronin and maybe he will give you free lessons.
    Jonathan – decoder ring, hmmmmm an interesting way to at least monetize a bad site that has no good qualities. grab sot chips and thanks for the idea.

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