Realtors are better than Girl Scouts

It is a pleasure to welcome Jonathan Dalton to this hot dog stand.  It has been a couple of years since Jonathan has written for the Weenie and this  is the perfect occasion to remind everyone that if they have something to say they can say it on the Weenie.

This afternoon I went to the Mongolian BBQ place down the block from my house. As I perused the various vegetables and meats available, I couldn’t help but wonder about the impact my decisions were going to have on the real estate consumer.
For those who don’t know, I am a real estate professional and my every waking thought, my every action is for the benefit of the consumer.

So I had to think to myself … if I were to take a half-bowl of mushrooms or the last of the chicken, am I disadvantaging a real estate consumer who, in the midst of their home search, might walk into the same restaurant and want those mushrooms or that chicken? Could I be so selfish as to consider myself?

Because we are real estate professionals we are held to an incredibly high standard. Sure, the marketing ads from the National Association of REALTORS talk about our adherence to the voluminous Code of Ethics but it doesn’t stop there.

If you have the good misfortune of tripping over one of our constant debates on social media sites, you’ll see that everything we do in our lives must be done with the consumer at mind. Never are we permitted the lowly decision of making a business decision based solely on what is good for own business; all decisions must be for the greater good of the real estate consumer, whether it’s our use of IDX listing data, our decision to syndicate our real estate listing data or our choice of color schemes on our websites. The consumer may not like orange as much as we do and we have to take that into account.

It’s a remarkable standard, all in all. For instance, when the gas station down the block raised the price of unleaded by five cents in the morning only to lower it three cents in the afternoon, I couldn’t bring myself to believe the manager considered the ramifications on the public. Shocking!

When Michaels raised the price of the personal notes I use from $1.50 for 6 from $1 for 8, they clearly did not consider the impact doubling the cost per note would have on the public. Selfishly, they likely only considered their own business costs and sought to maximize profit. Stunning!

Though several fast-food restaurants have learned we need to satiate our obesity by having delicious breakfast products available all day, McDonald’s clearly does not care what the buying public wants because breakfast ends at 10:30 a.m. as it has since 1824. Absurd!

And don’t even get me started on those folks most insensitive to the needs of the consumers, the Girl Scouts and their damned limited-edition, cartel-distributed Thin Mints. Scandalous!

Thankfully, we real estate professionals are not permitted to think this way. We can’t run our business only as a business because we work directly with you, the public. The last thing on earth we want to do is give people to impression we chose this career in the hope of making money, providing for our families or other such trivial reasons.
We’re here solely for the public and whatever the consumer needs, no matter how counterintuitive it may be, we’re here to provide it for them.

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Sh*t Kelley says

Here it is at last a special collection of the best tweets by housechick.  I have been collecting her tweets for over a year which is probably a form or electronic stalking but it isn’t against the law yet and if she doesn’t notice then it doesn’t count.  There is wisdom in these tweets.  Kelley is a poet and a philosopher and she says sh*t.

This post was generated by Dashter.

Kelley KoehlerKelley Koehler – @housechick
i call conference call foul: excessive use of the term “googlebot.” 5 minute mute penalty.

Kelley KoehlerKelley Koehler – @housechick
i will never, ever, be ‘totally stoked.’

Kelley KoehlerKelley Koehler – @housechick
‘rainbow vomit’ isn’t the easiest phrase to work into a business email. yet somehow, i manage.

Kelley KoehlerKelley Koehler – @housechick
if i were in a beauty pageant, my talent would be taking down high traffic sites at peak hours with the flip of a widget.

Kelley KoehlerKelley Koehler – @housechick
Project management is a myth. Like unicorns. And flattering jeans.

Kelley KoehlerKelley Koehler – @housechick
i am (i am) i am superman. and i can do anything.

Kelley KoehlerKelley Koehler – @housechick
new photo apps don’t make you a good photographer. simple blog platforms don’t make you a good writer. calm down, people.

Kelley KoehlerKelley Koehler – @housechick
I was just asked to submit a photo that summarizes my personality. Can I send in a shot of a slice of white bread on the counter?

Kelley KoehlerKelley Koehler – @housechick
it’s a frequent cookie clearing day. i hate frequent cookie clearing days.

Kelley KoehlerKelley Koehler – @housechick
everytime i have to record my name for a conference call, i kinda just want to yell “HEEEEEEEEEERE’S KELLEY!” for announcement to the call.

Kelley KoehlerKelley Koehler – @housechick
Burn everything and start over. Easier said than done.

Kelley KoehlerKelley Koehler – @housechick
just shattered my coffee carafe. PANIC, YA’LL. PANIC!

Kelley KoehlerKelley Koehler – @housechick
ah yes. using instagram filters *does* make your widespread broadcast photos of food look so much more appealing! do that more.

Kelley KoehlerKelley Koehler – @housechick
I think I pulled a kidney doing deadlifts. My squishy middle parts hurt.

Kelley KoehlerKelley Koehler – @housechick
Never trust the quiet ones. Trust me on that.

 

I am not sure listening is a strategy but I am sure that words can be art and we can only see the art if we listen.

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On real estate blogging

 

You will never have a great real estate blog unless it is a real estate blog read by other Realtors because they decide which real estate blogs are great.  If consumers and potential clients read your real estate blog you may get business because of it but you will never have a great real estate blog.

This blog is for Realtors and it is famous.

Have a nice day

 

 

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Stupid is as stupid does

Brand new real estate agent with big box brokerage gets into our neighborhood facebook group and lets us all know that she is ready to take care of all of our real estate needs.   She got her license about a month ago and is looking forward to helping us with our next move.   She can make it as “painless” as possible.  The quotation marks are hers not mine but they are mine now because I just used them.  Most of us have lived in the hood forever and will probably be leaving feet first but not for a couple of more decades and it will be painless.

Stupid is as stupid does

I sent her a note asking for a market analysis, after congratulating her on her real estate license.   I think I will play with her for awhile.

Locally the big brokerages have people teaching agents social media.  From what I am seeing on the internet they are doing a crappy job but I am OK with that.  I Just want them all to know that I am on the internet too and I got here before the social media experts tried to take over.

 

 

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The future of Real Estate Photography

Front of House

Happy 2012!  I have been off to a good start except that I have been too busy to write posts on my blog of mass destruction cleverly disguised as a hot dog stand.  Business was so dismal in 2011 that I did not expect to get so busy at the end of the year.

I do not spend much time thinking about the future  but if I did I would think about the future of real estate photography and I can see where it is headed.  The iPhone apps and Instagram are where it is at.  After all it isn’t about the photograph . .lets face it, it has never been about the photography  is it about using something new and if it is a mobile app then it is the app to use.

Living Room

I have not seen many photos like these on our MLS but I am watching for them.  I have also been patiently waiting for someone to announce that there is a class on how to take property photos with a phone and maybe even a certification program.

 

 

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