Stupid is as stupid does

Brand new real estate agent with big box brokerage gets into our neighborhood facebook group and lets us all know that she is ready to take care of all of our real estate needs.   She got her license about a month ago and is looking forward to helping us with our next move.   She can make it as “painless” as possible.  The quotation marks are hers not mine but they are mine now because I just used them.  Most of us have lived in the hood forever and will probably be leaving feet first but not for a couple of more decades and it will be painless.

Stupid is as stupid does

I sent her a note asking for a market analysis, after congratulating her on her real estate license.   I think I will play with her for awhile.

Locally the big brokerages have people teaching agents social media.  From what I am seeing on the internet they are doing a crappy job but I am OK with that.  I Just want them all to know that I am on the internet too and I got here before the social media experts tried to take over.

 

 

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The future of Real Estate Photography

Front of House

Happy 2012!  I have been off to a good start except that I have been too busy to write posts on my blog of mass destruction cleverly disguised as a hot dog stand.  Business was so dismal in 2011 that I did not expect to get so busy at the end of the year.

I do not spend much time thinking about the future  but if I did I would think about the future of real estate photography and I can see where it is headed.  The iPhone apps and Instagram are where it is at.  After all it isn’t about the photograph . .lets face it, it has never been about the photography  is it about using something new and if it is a mobile app then it is the app to use.

Living Room

I have not seen many photos like these on our MLS but I am watching for them.  I have also been patiently waiting for someone to announce that there is a class on how to take property photos with a phone and maybe even a certification program.

 

 

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The new rules of Real estate

 

. . . sadly in 2012 those agents who do not use Instagram will not be able to sell real estate.  I will be having a free webinar on how to use Instagram as soon as I finish my “Everything there is to know about Instagram” book which will be at least two pages long and my course on how to become an instant Instagram success.  We here at the weenie are putting the finishing touches on an Instagram designation . . watch for it.

 

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Influence

After reading that Jeff Turner was named one of this years top 100 most influential people in real estate I looked up influential and real estate and found the picture of Jeff that I have posted here.  There is no doubt that Jeff is influencial but what does it really mean?

I have been under Jeff’s influence for years and recently deleted my Klout account because of it.  I now know that Jeff encouraged his followers to delete their Klout accounts because he ran out of  kool-aid.

I am learning that in the near future prospective employers will use the Klout score to determine who they should hire and it is only a matter of time before home sellers use it to decide who they should list with.   If that were not bad enough Klout scores will also be used to determine credit worthiness in the same way the we use credit scores today.  Without a Klout score I have no future and at some point it may even become impossible to get a drivers license or a passport.

The whole Klout score thing is just one example of Jeff’s influence.   It is likely that his influence is partly reponsible for the crash of the housing market which puts him firmly in the top five most influencial people in real estate.

You may have seen this photo on news web sites.  The dang thing has gotten over 27,500 views and I am not making that up.   Jeff took it in early 2008 before the tsunami of foreclosures hit the country.  There are some experts that believe this photograph influenced banks to start foreclosure proceedings on borrowers who were behind on their mortgage payments because they liked the picture so much.

Jeff owns some real estate but his involvement with it does not go beyond living in it and paying property taxes.   Jeff openly admits that he is not an expert on the subject of real estate which is part of the reason why he is so influential.   A couple of days ago when I asked him about his interest in real estate he told me that he likes the people.  Jeff’s interest in people goes beyond real estate and into the realm of engagement and even listening, at least when he isn’t talking.

We at the weenie would like to congratulate Jeff for being so influential but we would like to remind all the people who go out there and actually sell real estate that being influenced by Jeff does not guarantee success especially for those of us who have deleted our Klout accounts.

 

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Facebook Timeline classes

It has been a little over 24 hours since I upgraded my Facebook account to the new timeline format.  It was a huge risk and you may have felt the earth tremble when I clicked “submit”.  I know that I saw my life flash before me all the way back to the day when the dog stole my shoe on my first day of school.  The picture does not show up on my timeline because it happened before color film was invented.

I was a bit disappointed that none or my famous college escapades showed up on the new timeline, Like the time I stood on one leg and drank the whole keg .. . no wait that was my room mate . . . my exploits were legendary and pictures of them on Facebook would have been career limiting.

On the other hand I should be thankful that timeline took decades off of my life and I may have a bright future as a young professional all I have to do is forget half of what I know, listen to different music and say “brilliant” a few hundred times a day and maybe I can get a job and go to work with all the other kids.

We knew timeline was coming and that our lives would be exposed and any illusion of privacy would be gone forever and the dawn of a new era would be upon us and yes it is up to each of us to survive in this brave new world or at the very least preview timeline before it becomes our new reality.

I am now an expert on timeline and am planning on having several free webinars for real estate agents on how to exploit the new look.  This really is a game changer folks.  If you want to sell real estate you will need to know the secrets of the timeline.   Realtors should not be forced to learn timeline on their own.    There will be classes, books, webinars, panel discussions, conferences and eventually certification.

 

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