Never had a bus bench, so last Friday, in my Friday fun post I made a virtual bus bench. Our industry is changing, and I think a virtual bus bench is as good as a real one. I mentioned in my post that with a virtual bus bench I don’t have to worry about people sitting on me or scribbling on my face.
Boy was I wrong. Kristal Kraft of, Denver Real Estate, Denver’s top REALTOR had other ideas:
 Hey lady ~ It’s spring break around here and some dopy kids dumped your bench onto the lawn in front of the City Jail. Where do you want me to put it? The kids sorta messed it up. Hope you didn’t pay too much for it. I don’t think it can be repaired. So like where do you want it? The St. Paul Police |
 The Morning After The party the night before leaves traces of insanity all over the city of St. Paul. What can I say? Bus benches, beware. Life is tough when you are born a bus bench. Kristal Kraft ~ Denver Real Estate
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Ms. Kraft claims that I taught her everything she knows about being bad. I honestly don’t think I am that good of a teacher and that she picked some of it up on her own.
KK – I never thought I would see the day that I would have to put your name on this bad blog disguised as a hot dog stand. First you ate all of my fruit cake and now you have vandalized my virtual bus bench. Thanks for the laughs !
You are probably lucky that the KK’s trained team of pigeons did not roost on your bench!
OMG! You mean I have to worry about pigeon poo too? Wow! I should have been nice to Kristal when I had the chance. Nah, being bad is way more fun than being good. Bring it on!
T ~ You can’t provide me with such temptation and expect me not to perform. MF is right. This morning I was dreaming of what pigeons could do to your bench and what they might say. I woke in a hilarious fit…the destruction continues. 😉
KK- you forced my hand. Please see the post on Active Rain. I just don’t understand these mindless crimes against virtual bus benches. Grab your camera and take some pictures of the rockies, from the top.
Uh oh, I have a feeling there is about to be an international pigeon convention on your bench.
I heard KK is wanted by athorities for vandalism!
OMG – I hear that there is a heavy penalty for virtual vandalism. Whoa Kristal – when good people do bad things..
I think Kristal is just an artist anxious to spread her wings, or tentacles.
I don’t get it Larry but I think she likes to torment me. Gee I wonder what I ever did to her. 🙂
ROTFLM*O