This is what the convention looks like to me. I won’t say which convention because if I put a tag on this post or a keyword in it the red white and blue elephant who has been following me for days will put it out on twitter. After 5 days of having my tweets broadcast by the elephant and hearing choppers all day long my last nerve is shot. With that happy thought in mind, I write on the weenie knowing that my words will be safe from the relentless, but clueless red white and blue elephant, and that the choppers don’t seem to be following me on twitter.
Unless you are a terrorist, you should relax. The black choppers are there to protect not give you the jitters.
What’s wrong with Elephants anyway? I think they are cute, except when they try to extract things out of your pockets.
They are following us – they’re everywhere!!!!
Yours in Paranoia,
Name Withheld by Request