If you have a twitter account, and or a facebook account, maybe a blog or a linked in account then you are a social media expert . . except you are really not a social media expert but . . that doesn’t matter, just call yourself a social media expert but be warned that there are now thousands of social media experts . . so it really isn’t a very big deal anymore.
I have learned a lot from social media experts which is good because I am anti-social . . but not as anti-social as social media experts are to non-social media experts . . . I don’t want to be a social media expert . . but I probably am . . but so what everyone is. . . Not everyone but everyone who uses social media . . . which is really a substitute for something else . . . well, maybe not but it seems that way sometimes. The internet has made me anti-social so I guess I am an anti-social media expert.
I took this photo of Andy Kaufman at ReTechSouth. He posed for it. I think he looks like a social media expert. . . but he isn’t a very good one because he was looking at me as we talked and he posed for this photo instead of at the computer and the blackberry. . . this is all really confusing . . Never mind.
Being a social media expert isn’t just for Realtors any more, but being an anti social media expert is just for me.
I am not a social media expert (I don’t even own a laptop) take that!
Wow! He can hold up a computer with only one hand!
I made the weenie!
Andy Kaufman
Social Media Expert
I’m confused…
Whoops that should have read:
Andy Kaufman
Former Social Media Expert, now IRL Expert
I think he virtually works out #atthegym to be that strong.
No wonder I have become so Anti- Social lately. Social media has robbed me of my abiltiy to be social.
I proclaim that I must indeed be a Highly anti-social media expert.
Please do not respond directly to me. If you choose to comment direct it towards those who feel the need to socialize.