Do you have a twitter account?

If you have a twitter account, and or a facebook account, maybe a blog or a linked in account then you are a social media expert . . except you are really not a social media expert but . . that doesn’t matter, just call yourself a social media expert but be warned that there are now thousands of social media experts . . so it really isn’t a very big deal anymore.

I have learned a lot from social media experts which is good because I am anti-social . . but not as anti-social as social media experts are to non-social media experts . . .  I don’t want to be a social media expert . . but I probably am . . but so what everyone is. . .   Not everyone but everyone who uses social media . . . which is really a substitute for something else . . . well, maybe not but it seems that way sometimes.  The internet has made me anti-social so I guess I am an anti-social media expert.

I took this photo of Andy Kaufman at ReTechSouth.  He posed for it. I think he looks like a social media expert. . . but he isn’t a very good one because he was looking at me as we talked and he posed for this photo instead of at the computer and the blackberry.  . . this is all really confusing . . Never mind.

Andykaufmans

Being a social media expert isn’t just for Realtors any more, but being an anti social media expert is just for me.

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7 Responses to Do you have a twitter account?

  1. ines says:

    I am not a social media expert (I don’t even own a laptop) take that!

  2. Wow! He can hold up a computer with only one hand!

  3. Andy Kaufman says:

    I made the weenie!

    Andy Kaufman
    Social Media Expert

  4. Andy Kaufman says:

    Whoops that should have read:

    Andy Kaufman
    Former Social Media Expert, now IRL Expert

  5. gotbob says:

    I think he virtually works out #atthegym to be that strong.

  6. No wonder I have become so Anti- Social lately. Social media has robbed me of my abiltiy to be social.
    I proclaim that I must indeed be a Highly anti-social media expert.
    Please do not respond directly to me. If you choose to comment direct it towards those who feel the need to socialize.

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