A Post From the Dark Side

By: Todd Carpenter

Yep that's my job. All NAR wants is sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads, and I'm the guy with the lasers. Now that I'm in evil's employ, I thought I would check in and tell you how it's going.

Evil's dress code is business casual. I don't wear a tie. Friday is casual day, so I can always wear my storm trooper battle gear if I don't have time to iron a shirt.

I'm considering growing a goatee. Maybe that would make me look diabolical and whatnot. @ResPres has one, and he's an evil vendor. If it works for him… hmmm.

Evil hooked me up with a MacBook to do my bidding. Wait… You thought Mac's were a source of good? Rush Limbaugh, Greg Swann and the entire Oakland Raiders organization all use macs. Nuff said.

Evil pays pretty good! I'm totally getting used to receiving a steady check twice a month. Evil even has a dental plan and floating holidays.

Today is April Fool's day. I seriously considered forwarding rebarcamp.com to realtor.org this morning. But that would imply that it's just a temporary joke. Muhahahahaha!!! Oh… wait…

I had to move to Chicago to take this job. So far, it's cold. This is my only real disappointment as I would have thought Evil would locate on a tropical volcanic island or something. At least the hot dogs are good here.

Nice to have you back Todd, you were missed, tell me again what is NAR? – T