Here it is at last a special collection of the best tweets by housechick. I have been collecting her tweets for over a year which is probably a form or electronic stalking but it isn’t against the law yet and if she doesn’t notice then it doesn’t count. There is wisdom in these tweets. Kelley is a poet and a philosopher and she says sh*t.
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Kelley Koehler – @housechick
i call conference call foul: excessive use of the term “googlebot.” 5 minute mute penalty.
i will never, ever, be ‘totally stoked.’
‘rainbow vomit’ isn’t the easiest phrase to work into a business email. yet somehow, i manage.
if i were in a beauty pageant, my talent would be taking down high traffic sites at peak hours with the flip of a widget.
Project management is a myth. Like unicorns. And flattering jeans.
i am (i am) i am superman. and i can do anything.
new photo apps don’t make you a good photographer. simple blog platforms don’t make you a good writer. calm down, people.
I was just asked to submit a photo that summarizes my personality. Can I send in a shot of a slice of white bread on the counter?
it’s a frequent cookie clearing day. i hate frequent cookie clearing days.
everytime i have to record my name for a conference call, i kinda just want to yell “HEEEEEEEEEERE’S KELLEY!” for announcement to the call.
Burn everything and start over. Easier said than done.
just shattered my coffee carafe. PANIC, YA’LL. PANIC!
ah yes. using instagram filters *does* make your widespread broadcast photos of food look so much more appealing! do that more.
I think I pulled a kidney doing deadlifts. My squishy middle parts hurt.
Never trust the quiet ones. Trust me on that.
I am not sure listening is a strategy but I am sure that words can be art and we can only see the art if we listen.
that’s quite the collection you’ve got there. stalker.
A hobby actually
This is brilliant!!! Literally laughing out loud. Thanks for curating a gold mine Teresa!
Nice hobby. 🙂