By popular demand!
We are proud to announce another Active Rain compliant product to make your real estate blogging experience more effortless than ever before. This amazing product will help you rise to the top of your state. Comment Magic takes your standard comment “Great post thank you for sharing” and turns it into a comment that is least 12 words long. As if that were not enough this break through product goes one step further, using keywords in the post it generates comments that are related to the content in the post.
We know you don’t read the posts before you comment and with Comment Magic you don’t have to, but we take it one step further. You don’t even have to sign in to leave your comments. Yes! Comment while you are sleeping or out on the town. Turn it on and forget about it, after the 10 comments are made per day it shuts itself down and automatically restarts the next day, allowing you to get the maximum points each day without having to actually read or even sign in.
This remarkable tool can be configured to determine who has commented on your blog so you never have to worry about leaving a comment for someone who doesn’t reciprocate. It can also be configured to comment on the blogs you choose.
But that is not all. Comment Magic can be tailored to your personality with setting like super jerk, condescending, know-it-all, kind and generous,(no one will use it but it is there) sarcastic, air head or new blogger.
If you buy this remarkable product today we will throw in the Comment Magic widget, absolutely free! This amazing tool will check to see if anyone has responded to your comments and it will automatically generate a reply to the reply. This is great for post hijacking because the Comment Magic reply widget never stops replying to replies. Like the Comment Magic, just set it up and forget about it.
That isn’t all! Buy today for the low low price of $3.00 and the $25.00 monthly subscription fee and we will throw in a weenie badge for your active rain blog two spatulas, and a free reply widget! Like our other products this will work on an innie or an outie!
Oh Man I am so glad you are giving me CREDIT to buy all these wonderful thingees! One day my blogs will start to really work.
Thank you, thank you, thank you!
kk
Great post. Thank you for sharing.
Bite me
Do you take coupons? I really need to beef up my comment-leaving on AR, but would prefer to pay less so can you tell me if you’ll take coupons, especially competitors’ coupons?
These are all wonderful additions to my AR tool belt. Somethings missing still. I hate to burden this with you but, do you have something that I can use to duplicate my Crap so I can post it to multiple groups? I have a real tough time copying and pasting, change the group or localism location. My mouse clicking finger just wants to fall off some days.
I guess with all my free time from posting my comments, I could still get by.
Really wish I could get 25 points here.
You Realtors! Always doing things on the cheap. these are quality products at rock bottom prices. Of course this is beta and I can’t verify that comments will be spelled correctly.
…after the last four posts, I would say you were on a roll…um…well..ok:
Placing an order for the Crap to Content generator-thingy. Now that I am a Consultant, it looks great.
…and I bet it really, really works!
badgin’ up,
steve
I would like a bundled deal with your other products.
Do you have an affiliate program?
I would like to display a chiclet on my site (or is that a craplet?).
Can we configure this so that it automatically leaves links in my comment signature to my blog, my website, my home search tool, my linkedin profile, my twitter profile, my facebook profile, and my brokerage website?
Gee Dustin would you like fries with that too? I work my fingers to the bone and you want more. Spatulas, Tupperware, badges it never ends. I am practically giving this stuff away. Maybe at some point I’ll create an add on widget for Comment Magic.
Teresa: I’m seeing some bugs when using Safari. Did you test comment magic out on a Mac?
No testing on fruity machines or browsers but I did find a bug. The spelling in the comments is really bad. i don’t get it I did most of the work myself.
LMAO!
Great post thank you for sharing.
You should sponsor @REBarcampLA and roll out your new products there 😛
Irina and I will make sure we have some cool shwag printed up and everything!
Thank you for this wonderful addition to the real estate net. It is one of the best products I’ve ever …
Ahh, screw it. you’re right the kind and generous addition was a waste :p
I was wondering where all the “bite me”‘s were coming from hmmmm
You are out of control, which is why I like you so much. 🙂
Thanks for the encouragement but you have to know that I don’t need encouragement to be bad. 🙂