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Dan Theman Real estate agent
Certified specialist, consultant and expert – guru serving Metro since 1912
ALL that AND a bag of chips Realty* – of Major Metro USA
Member of the Presidents Club 1926-1941
GRI, CRS, e-PRO, CBR, ABR (continued on next email)
Office Phone 555-555-555
Main Number 555-555-555
Cell Phone 555-555-555
Fax 555-555-555
Home Phone 555-555-555
Toll Free 800-555-555
My blog: howIsellhomeslikecrazy.com
My personal blog: TheSecretLivesOfHouses.com
AllThatandabagofchipsrealty.com
Make an appointment click here
To see my high school transcrips click here
By the way I am always looking for business if you know someone who has a home to sell and isn’t upside down on it or terribly demanding please send them my way.
Sent from my iPad2 because I want every one to know that I have one.
Proud Father of a college graduate and a veteran of the Korean war.


Dan,
I wanted to use you to sell my home, however the “c-” in wood shop during high school just didn’t impress me.
Sorry.
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Thank you for my laugh of the day. Now I must go and change my email signature…..
what? you have a grip of little icons, links and your photo? Oh my! well you could just leave it be and teach classes for realtors on how to use email.
+1 🙂
Thanks for stopping by. 🙂
Hhahaaha I KNOW this agent, I swear!!
So funny. Well said 🙂